Redneck Medical Terms:

Barium- what doctors do when a patient dies
Artery- the study of paintings
Coma- a punctuation mark
Urine- opposite of you're out
Seizure- a Roman emperor
Hangnail- what you hang your coat on
Bacteria- back door to cafeteria
Cauterize- made eye contact with her

Made a new page today! Plus, I looked up more jokes! :)

Joke of the Day! :   "You know how geese fly in a V?"
                              "Yes?"
                              "Why is one side usually longer than the other?"
                              "I don't know. Why?"
                              "Because there are more geese on that side!"

My friend and I taught our other classmates how to set up a blog!! :)

Welcome to my blog! I have just created my first blog-site!